There's a couple of rules, though - no whining, no drinkin' and riding...(had to put that in there for the lawyers)... no bitchin' about the route or how many times we stop for pictures (this thing ain't all about YOU ya know!). We have definate styles of riding, starting with as little Interstate as possible; we're not looking for an Iron Butt award - days are almost ALWAYS less than 400 miles, with the vast majority less than 300 and as many as we can less than 200, even some planned for less than 100. Depends on where we are and whats to see. This is a tour, not a marathon.

We ride for maybe 50-75 miles and stop for a rest, (if we haven't found someplace cool to stop at by then). We ride single file on the back roads so you get a chance to enjoy the ride, doubling up only by choice on what little highways we'll be on. You'll know exactly where we'll be each night in case you wanna leave the group, sleep one off or just stretch the engine a little bit. You come and go as you please.

You need to be cool with riding in the rain, cold mornings to watch the sun rise over the mountains, and generally take what the trip throws at ya. You ARE a biker ain'tcha?

My trips differ a little from the usual fare of Guided Trips on the usual prissy-type guided tours. While most every tour service offers a chase van, and some may include a spare bike if enough riders join them, meals, accommodations, fuel, admissions, tolls/ferry's and similar items are fully paid for and provided by the tour operator - each at a profit..... I'm different. These are biker trips, not an escort service (no, I don't provide THAT service either!). You get a great trip planned, sometimes reserved accommodations at decent motel/hotels, routing through the most spectacular scenery in America, with an experienced Road Captain....and your trip immortalized on Muthuh's Website! You belly-up and pay for your own expenses. You get an economical trip at whatever level of expense you want along the way. All you need to do is come along with us and enjoy the trip - we've planned it to be a most excellent adventure!...Of course you have to have similar riding syles or neither of us will enjoy the company - If you're interested, I'll ask you to get in touch and discuss the trip...and ask you to fill out a "Riding Style" form to help both of us determine if we can get along on the road. Don't send it in unless we've already talked about your coming along... Otherwise, I'd be happy to share some destination tips for you to take your own ride - your own way!

Best of all, you do none of the trip planning - just hook up with us and follow the taillights. No maps, no wrong turns, no missing the good shit. Plans may change in mid-stream, but I'll deal with 'em. You just enjoy a ride that you'd otherwise maybe never go on.

What's it cost? ... well, you pay all of your own expenses on the trip, so I am not marking up the costs and stealing your money. All I ask for is a couple free beers for the time and research, the extra effort of leading the way, and putting up with yer crap. I've been known to accept a tip, too - I'm not gonna retire on it, and it won't kill you... but it is worth it not to have to figure out the best route, find some neat stuff, and be able to relax enjoying the ride. These trips sometimes takes months to research and plan for, including detailed GPS routing so we optimize the best route without risking ending up lost listening to banjo's in the deep woods. Can you do this all yourself? Sure - go ahead. There's no magic to it... just time and effort.

So, what do I do to join? Just get in touch and discuss it. Might be the trip is already full - I won't go on a ride with more than 6 other bikes. Gonna ask you to tell us a little something about yerself, too... CLICK HERE to see what kinda stuff is on the form - this isn't a test, so I've already included my answers - might save you from going through the exercise because we're not at all compatible.